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1. It's PAY DAY. The BEST day of the month!
2. I no longer have to be nervous when I buy my morning coffee from Pret!
3. There is just so much joy in my heart right now.
4. But wait, I should probably plan my finances this time...
5. Everyone is going to the pub? There's a special offer on tequila shots?
6. Fuck it. Should I just go out tonight?
7. One night isn't exactly going to put a dent in my wages...
8. Everyone is so happy. I should probably buy them another round.
9. Everyone LOVES ME, keep buying them more alcohol. It's OK I JUST GOT PAID!
10. I'm too hungover to cook. Gonna order take-out.
11. Although it's probably time I went grocery shopping...
12. I might as well buy in bulk, it'll save me money in the long run..
13. I should probably get 3 deodorants, a multi-pack of gum and other crap I will put away and forget I have...
14. Oh, hey Mom. Sorry, it's your WHAT?
15. All this treating other people is tiring. It's time for some ME time.
16. Wait, what day is it?
17. Am I still joined to that ridiculously expensive gym I never use?
18. I can sense how close I am to being broke but I'm just going to keep spending and living in ignorance.
19. What do you mean I still owe you $50?
20. Let me just check my bank bal- WHAT THE HELL????!!!!
21. What have I done??? I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!
22. Now I will live on cereal for the next three weeks.
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