1.
Looking like Chewbacca when you wake up.
2.
Giving yourself whiplash by continually flicking your hair.
3.
Shaving becoming impossible. You end up with more foam in your hair than on your face.
4.
Running out of the fancy shampoo you steal from your girlfriend.
5.
Being scared of tangled hair. "Why the hell does it hurt so much?"
6.
Becoming overly attached to your brush.
7.
Getting excited by how soft your hair is after conditioning, while at the same time rubbing your breakfast into your long locks.
8.
Being mistaken for a woman. This happens WAY too often.
9.
Trying to play any kind of sport.
10.
Losing your hair tie – "My hair is in my eyes, I can’t see anything!"
11.
Thinking you can pull off a ponytail. Just don't.
12.
Having to have a trim – "I’m Samson, you’re stealing my power!"
13.
Trying to dry your hair with a hairdryer – "How does this thing work and WHY IS IT SO HOT?"
14.
Being asked when you’re getting a haircut.
