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1. “If entire Japanese population is brought down to your intelligence level, the world would collapse!”
2. "Only losers who have absolutely no chance in getting girls would use this pathetic gadget. Do you still want to give it a shot?"
3. “I’m afraid Nobita’s brain is retarded.”
4. “You think too much, Nobita. You can’t be the most useless person in the world. There is always someone inferior.”
5. ”I’ll diagnose you! Take your clothes off right here!”
6. "How can they abuse someone as week as you!? Someone so pathetic, so dumb…”
7. To an army soldier in the WWII…
8. To a Sea Witch in the Little Mermaid fairytale....
9. "My model is the problem. He’s neither beautiful nor cute."
10. "Later. I'm pooped right now."
11. Shizuka: "It’s mean to make someone happy and then bring him down, even though it’s true he’s kind of dumb."
12. Nobita: “I don’t want to live anymore." Doraemon: “Like always?"
13. Dorami: “What happened?”
14. "How come you are taking bath all the time? I can’t touch you when you are in bath, do you ever think about how I feel!?”
15. Nobita: "I want a little sister who looks exactly like me and adorable.” Doraemon: “Being both adorable and looking just like you is pretty much impossible."
16. "I'll kill you, son of a *****!"
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