"Countdown" Quiz: Can You Find The Rude Word?

    If you hum the theme tune throughout it really adds to the tension.

    1. Let's kick off with an easy one.

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    1. This one's slightly longer.

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    1. Up to 8 letters now, though still pretty easy.

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    1. It would seem Rachel Riley gave this contestant something.

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    1. This is what I'd feel like doing if I was on Countdown.

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    1. They're starting to get a little tougher now.

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    1. Both contestants got the same word, and enjoyed a lengthy chuckle as a result.

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    1. Not the kind of thing Countdown fans usually frequent, we suspect.

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      You could have also gone for 'gropes', which the other contestant got, but that's not half as amusing.

    1. This is as funny as it is tough.

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    1. Again, this is what I'd be if I was on Countdown.

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    1. If you get this, you're a MENSA-level genius (with a dirty mind).

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    1. The most amazing thing about this one was that Whitely didn't bat an eye lid when it was announced.

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    1. The 8-letter rude word here is enough to win anyone a Countdown mug and dictionary.

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      Though neither contestant saw it, it was mentioned over in dictionary corner. Oh, Susie.

    1. And finally...

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      OK, so this one's not actually real.

      Although you can watch this round on YouTube, it was only recorded as a joke. For a start, everyone knows that you have to select at least three vowels in each round!