1. You spend your life trying to hide the crazy.
2. Though that's easier said than done.
3. You like sticking to a routine.
4. Because giving in to impulses rarely ends well.
5. You're easily flustered.
6. In general sex makes you more than a little uncomfortable.
7. And you tend to end up looking a bit creepy.
8. To be honest you're happiest when you don't have to bother with relationships.
9. Which means you can be totally selfish.
10. You're a bit of an action hero.
11. Up to a point.
12. You know how to enjoy life's simple pleasures.
13. You often feel lonely.
14. What some people call spying, you think of as a romantic gesture.
15. Optimism doesn't come easy to you.
16. So you're not the best person to have around in a crisis.
17. You're not exactly comfortable with affection.
18. Some people think you might have OCD.
19. It's a good thing they can't hear what you're thinking.
20. A very good thing indeed.
21. You've been known to sing to yourself.
22. You learn for fun.
23. You know what you like.
24. But sometimes you doubt yourself.
25. Most people annoy you most of the time.
26. You're skeptical about religion.
27. And not totally sold on the idea of having children.
28. But however much you dislike other people, you dislike yourself a hell of a lot more.
