1.
"You're so lucky that you don't have to shave every day."
2.
"I hate how itchy my beard is."
3.
"You've grown a beard? Umm, where is it?"
4.
"I haven't shaved since yesterday."
5.
"Are you going to do Movember this year?"
6.
"I think you'd suit a beard."
7.
"I wish I had smooth skin like yours."
8.
"Have you got something on your face? Oh..."
9.
"There's a name for people who can't grow beards. Women."
10.
"Have you hit puberty yet?"
11.
"You're seriously not going to do Movember? It's for charity!"
12.
"It'll come in time."
13.
"Have you ever thought about growing a beard?"
15.
"Oh, I LOVE guys with beards."
