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    Police Found A Stoner's To-Do List During A Raid And It's Perfect

    Get a stick, chop it up, get stoned.

    Murdoch Police in Western Australia have tweeted out a to-do list they found during a raid on the weekend and it's pretty great.

    In case you can't read it, it goes like this:

    Things to do Saturday:

    1. Get up get ready

    2. Get bus fare

    3. Go to bus stop

    4. Get 513 to [redacted]

    5. Go get lunch (chips and gravy)

    [Editor's note: How good are chips and gravy?]

    6. Go KMart and shopp[sic]

    7. Go bus stop

    8. Go [redacted] and dye hair

    9. Go home and get a stick

    10. Chop up and get stoned

    The note was found during a raid on a home near Perth in which police were searching for evidence connected to a burglary, Fairfax reports.

    Murdoch Police tweeted out the "hectic" note on Thursday.

    Are ur Saturdays hectic like this!!! To do list located at search warrant in Cooby. #MurdochLPT3

    Murdoch Police, we salute you!