Murdoch Police in Western Australia have tweeted out a to-do list they found during a raid on the weekend and it's pretty great.
In case you can't read it, it goes like this:
Things to do Saturday:
1. Get up get ready
2. Get bus fare
3. Go to bus stop
4. Get 513 to [redacted]
5. Go get lunch (chips and gravy)
[Editor's note: How good are chips and gravy?]
6. Go KMart and shopp[sic]
7. Go bus stop
8. Go [redacted] and dye hair
9. Go home and get a stick
10. Chop up and get stoned