This eight-year-old's diabolical to-do list was posted on Reddit by her mom and it's pretty fantastic.
According to Ethan's mom, it was definitely a joke (more or less), and her daughter has a very dastardly sense of humor and doesn't ACTUALLY plan on attacking her brother with a hammer.
Ethan's Gone List
• Take Ethan's Bedroom
• Take his money
• Hammer his legos
• Sell blackbear
• Rip Minecraft poster
• Dye his carpet pink
• Hammer everything he loves.
In case you were curious, Blackbear is a stuffed animal.