Buzz·Posted on Aug 11, 201818 Tweets From This Week That Are Too Funny For Words"Ticketmaster: $55/ticket. ME: ok I’ll take 2. Ticketmaster: ok that will be $400."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. Maleek 🇵🇸 @WokeMutant I got bored so I voiced Kim as Mickey 06:01 AM - 06 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. thomas @iucipur that one time I did a giveaway and didn’t say what the prize was 03:48 PM - 06 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. 7. 8. cariño @lanevineyardd me yet again posting another screenshot of my current fav song on my story knowing that nobody gives a damn or is going to listen to it https://t.co/EmMDeTGkJu 08:36 PM - 09 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. Niecy Nash’s Waist @_maleficentt Rihanna: ...AND I AIN’ NEVA LIKED A BROKE BITCH! Me, a Broke Bitch: 11:30 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. p. @sixinchbeys Nickelodeon: It’s our World Wide Day of Play!- 7 year old me: 03:16 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. goofy string cheese lookin bitch @the_myleg_fish Judas taking a sip of wine before betraying jesus: 01:19 AM - 10 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18.