In his new Netflix standup special, Chris Rock: Tamborine, Chris Rock opened up about an experience he had with Rihanna.
"After my divorce was final, I was at a party and I saw Rihanna," he said.
Chris said he talked himself into approaching her. "I was like, ‘OK, let’s start this again. Let me say what’s up’, right?’ And I’m like, ‘How you doing, Rihanna?’”
"Do you ever forget how old you are? Rihanna looked at me like I was one of her aunts."
Rihanna really was not having it, Chris said. "She didn’t even register me as a dick-carrying member of society."
"Like, I would have had an easier time fucking Aretha Franklin," he added.
Ok, that's a lil problematic, but I'm dead thinking about Rihanna rejecting him (sorry, Chris).
To hear Chris tell the full story, you can watch Chris Rock: Tamborine on Netflix now.
