Celebrity·Posted on Aug 5, 201818 Hilarious Tweets Just From This Weekend AloneLoling rn.by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. alina @19wildfires me: hi billie eilish: 👁 👁 👃🏻 👄🕷 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓽’𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓴𝓮? 09:44 AM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. letizia @sniktblings florence: run fast for your mother, fast for your father, run for your children, for your sisters and brothers me: 04:05 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ @kobychill judge: how do u plead? spill the tea sis😌 defendant: all tea all shade? i hid the body😌💅🏼 judge: omg sis ur cancelled and that’s that on THAT😌💋 10:21 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. David Mack @davidmackau honestly..... this would totally be me as a spy 01:52 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Seth Everman @SethEverman i’m.............. 05:49 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 🗑🌈🐥 @trashygaytweets Me running away from responsibilities and commitment 11:00 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝕁𝕒𝕪• @LipsTaco Me: The girl who sold silly bands during recess: 05:47 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sophia @SophiaCannon Why Apple is worth $1 trillion 05:02 AM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 @mario_xcx 12 year old me posting “you know my name, not my story” on facebook 04:41 AM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ☆゚.*・。゚ 🛸 @amitymiyabi why does ur phone say “battery sufficiently charged” at 80% like girl that’s your opinion 08:20 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rachael Greene @RachaelCGreene Hardest church sign ever 08:28 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jayy G 🤑 @_liljayyg Maaaaaaan I’m trying to make an appointment with my barber to get a haircut and he trying to make an appointment with somebody else i guess🤦🏽♂️😭😭😂😂💀💀 https://t.co/qbqAzMGvMr 05:27 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. dirt prince @pants_leg i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives 04:32 AM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Olivia Vincent @Oliviathepig907 I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000. “ 05:24 AM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. boo boo the n word @gayshawnmendes the little bumps on the back of my tongue when i drink McDonald's sprite 01:43 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62 THEN the doctor pulls out his.....STETHOSCOPE NOOOO!!! YES!! 08:43 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ʀᴏsᴇɴ @rrsnmw the gays after knowing jessica lange is back for AHS 09:45 AM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite