Buzz·Posted on Aug 4, 201817 Tweets From This Week That Are Funny, Ok??"Share the plot of your favorite credit card in sixteen digits."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. Erin White @whiteyy_tightie the boys who lived here before us just stopped by to see the house and I asked about how this hole I️n my ceiling got there and this is how it happened.. idk what I was expecting, but I️t wasn’t that. https://t.co/TeeJfziVq4 02:18 AM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Jay @iPurrple Wake up hustlers, let’s get this bread. No days off 12:32 PM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. 8. 9. kim @pugmom4evr me when the same boy who ghosted me tries to message me again: 01:29 AM - 31 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. 12. UMΔIR @LOONAirrr Me on a date when he asks why I’m on my phone live tweeting the whole thing 06:17 PM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. 15. 🗑🌈🐥 @trashygaytweets Me going to Starbucks just to get a coffee when I have a perfectly fine working coffee machine at home 03:32 PM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17.