17 Tweets From This Week That Are Funny, Ok??

    "Share the plot of your favorite credit card in sixteen digits."

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    the boys who lived here before us just stopped by to see the house and I asked about how this hole I️n my ceiling got there and this is how it happened.. idk what I was expecting, but I️t wasn’t that. https://t.co/TeeJfziVq4

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    Wake up hustlers, let’s get this bread. No days off

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    me when the same boy who ghosted me tries to message me again:

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    Me on a date when he asks why I’m on my phone live tweeting the whole thing

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    Me going to Starbucks just to get a coffee when I have a perfectly fine working coffee machine at home

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