Tinie Tempah Is Your New British Heartthrob

    ***Flawless.

    This fine specimen of a man is named Tinie Tempah.

    He's a 25-year-old rapper from London.

    I'm sure his music is great. Haven't heard it. Too busy stalking him on Instagram.

    Tinie is fly.

    Pharrell knows it.

    My future ex-husband, Tom Hardy, knows it.

    Rihanna's horcrux knows it.

    Look at Angelina Jolie in this picture. She knows it.

    "Don't tell Brad I said this but you're really fly, Tinie."

    Very few men can stand next to Idris Elba and still look attractive. Tinie is one of those men.

    David Gandy, one of the most successful male models in the world, is all like "Tinie, hold me so I can get some of your fly-ness by osmosis."

    Just before this photo was taken, Harry Styles wrote a song about Tinie's bowtie.

    Tinie Tempah is basically a prince.

    Prince Charles knows it.

    Prince William knows it.

    At the BAFTA Awards, Prince William gave Tinie a high-five because duh.

    The dude's swagger is unreal. He looks fine even while standing in traffic.

    Or while re-enacting the "Wrecking Ball" video.

    Or out in the wild.

    Or with tiny humans.

    Or at turn up functions.

    *NSFW daydream about Tinie Tempah*

    And, not to be gauche, but he even looks good wet.

    I'm not saying, BUT I'M SAYING.