4.
A three-headed dog where the other heads are your hands so you literally can't do anything.
6.
This "Hot Shit" poop costume, because people should know. People should know.
7.
A generic detective (plus optional hound).
10.
A "Heavenly Devil," because no one wants to make little devils and angels to influence your decisions over your shoulders anymore.
11.
The cast of Duck Dynasty.
12.
Your favorite pie. Go crazy!
13.
Start a hooplah with a loofah!
15.
One of those old-timey sheet ghosts. Bonus points if it's based off of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
16.
Winnie the Pooh in all his glory.
17.
Something NOT EVEN SEASONALLY RELEVANT.
19.
(Sexy) (Racist) Paula Deen (Riding Things).
21.
Any character from Breaking Bad, even though you're still emotionally affected by the finale.
22.
A carrot! Or a koala!
23.
Hannah Montana. Keep it original.