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    19 Reasons You Do Not Want To Mess With Fiona On "American Horror Story: Coven"

    This Goode girl is really, really bad. Basically, you don't want to get in her way.

    1. Because she looks like a badass when she smokes a cigarette.

    2. She's always dishing out a death glare.

    3. She has a discerning eye when it comes to fashion.

    4. She won't let you forget who is boss.

    5. Fiona also has a nasty sense of humor.

    6. You better not waste a minute of her time.

    7. I mean, just look how she struts.

    8. She loves to take charge of a situation.

    9. She looks intimidating when she wears black.

    10. Her Halloween costume WILL be better than yours.

    11. You know she won't have any of your complaining.

    12. Her idea of yard work is INTENSE.

    13. You better listen up when she's speaking.

    14. She will drink you under the table.

    15. She knows she is the best.

    16. She gives out murderously good decorating advice.

    17. Basically, she always speaks her mind.

    18. Lesson learned: don't cross Fiona!

    19. Or she'll have you burned at the stake.