Hey guys. My name is Sam, and I have a confession to make: I LOVE LACROIX SPARKLING WATER.
If you aren't aware, LaCroix (rhymes with BOY, don't ask) isn't just a sparkling water: IT IS A LIFESTYLE. But here's the thing: There are 21 flavors of sparkling water...and some are better than others.
Because I am a gay man with OPINIONS and LaCroix is really just gay water, I decided to rank all the flavors. I'm right, if you disagree with me I think you're wrong. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
Anyway, without further ado, here are my rankings.
21."LaCola"
20."Muré Pepino"
19."Pure"
18."Berry"
17."Kiwi Sandía"
16."Key Lime"
15."Peach-Pear"
14."Pomme Bayá"
13."Orange"
12."Lemon"
11."Lime"
10."Melón Pomelo"
9."Apricot"
8."Cerise Limón"
7."Coconut"
6."Tangerine"
5."Cran-Raspberry"
4."Mango"
3."Piña Fraise"
2."Passionfruit"
1."Pamplemousse"
Alright, that's what I have to say about the matter. Agree? Disagree? Sound off in the comments!