26 Questions You Already Know The Answer To

    Why do you even bother asking?

    1. "Should I be stalking this person so much on social media?"

    2. "Can I use this milk even though it expired two days ago?"

    3. "Should I watch 'The Bachelor' or something more high-brow?"

    4. "Should I keep drinking Two-Buck Chuck or upgrade to the good stuff?"

    5. "Should I wear sweatpants to go grocery shopping?"

    6. "Can I leave to go to the bathroom during this meeting or should I hold it in?"

    7. "Should I make out with this stranger at the bar?"

    8. "Should I figure out how to maturely handle my finances or keep winging it?"

    9. "Is it maybe time to take a shower?"

    10. "Should I order the salad or the cheeseburger?"

    11. "Should I leave for work with time to spare or at the last possible minute?"

    12. "Do I order the guacamole even though it costs extra?"

    13. "How much should I have to drink at this company party?"

    14. "Should I go to the gym today?"

    15. "Should I have that last slice of pizza?"

    16. "It's 2 a.m. Should I have one last drink before I head home?"

    17. "Can I wait another day before I wash my jeans?"

    18. "Should I finally learn how to cook, or order in again?"

    19. "Should I upload these party pictures to social media?"

    20. "Another episode on Netflix sounds good, right?"

    21. "My gas light just went on. Can I wait until later to fill up my tank?"

    22. "Is it appropriate to tweet this random thought that just came into my head?"

    23. "Should I finally learn how to parallel park?"

    24. "Should I read up on political issues or vote for the guy with the cooler name?"

    25. "Should I order a beer, or a girly drink?"

    26. "How little sleep can I get without totally dying tomorrow?"