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    28 Signs Your In-N-Out Addiction Is Out Of Control

    When in doubt, In-N-Out.

    1. You seriously judge anyone who doesn't order their burger Animal Style.

    2. Same goes for anyone who order their fries plain. THEY HAVE TO BE ANIMAL STYLE TOO.

    3. You have the Not-So-Secret Menu memorized.

    4. Also the ACTUAL Secret Menu. That one is committed to your memory too.

    5. You've struggled with the decision of what type of milkshake to order...

    6. ...only to say, "Screw it all," and then order the Neapolitan shake.

    7. Or you've agonized over what to order, only to throw in the towel and order a Double-Double Animal Style, with Animal Style fries, and a Neapolitan shake.

    8. You've eaten at In-N-Out even when you weren't really that hungry. At all. But you made room, anyway.

    9. You always know where the nearest In-N-Out is at ALL times. This is otherwise known as "In-N-Outdar."

    10. You also have your local, go-to In-N-Out. It's basically like a second home to you.

    11. Which means the friendly, happy, AMAZING servers are like your second family. You probably know their names, and they probably know yours.

    12. And you're just OBSESSED with the In-N-Out hats. There really is no better accessory. True high fashion, amiright?!?!

    13. You LAUGH at people who claim that Five Guys or Shake Shack have better burgers. LOL AS IF.

    14. And you would ALWAYS choose In-N-Out over some fancy-schmancy, gourmet "artisanal" burger. Why go snobby if you don't have to?

    15. The smell of a burger and fries from In-N-Out is more alluring than any fine department store fragrance. Fries before Chanel No. 5.

    16. You would pretty much put the special sauce on EVERYTHING if you could. And you'd have no shame about it. It's like a condiment for your soul.

    17. Nothing is more agonizing than the wait for your number to be called...

    18. ...and you've definitely nearly tripped and fallen over from rushing to get your food when your number WAS called.

    19. The idea of moving somewhere where there ISN'T In-N-Out actually sounds appalling to you. Like, you wouldn't even consider it.

    20. Actually, even traveling somewhere that doesn't have In-N-Out is a struggle.

    21. And In-N-Out has busted more diets than you could ever count. #SorryNotSorry

    22. But if you're trying to eat "healthy" you've convinced yourself that eating a burger Protein Style is an option. WHAT? THERE'S LETTUCE!!!

    23. Your idea of celebrating a special occasion is hitting up In-N-Out for a Double-Double. Animal Style, of course.

    24. Nothing in the world causes you more excitement than seeing a glowing In-N-Out sign, beckoning for your stomach.

    25. And you've spent an embarrassing amount of time waiting to place your order, whether it's in the restaurant or the drive-through line.

    26. Also, you've considered knocking someone over to get a table when the restaurant was really crowded. What, you want to eat your burger in peace, right?

    27. You've taken way too many pictures of your food at In-N-Out, but who cares. It's true love.

    28. After all, you've yet to meet someone you could ever love more than an In-N-Out burger. And it's MEANT to last.