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1. Captain your ship
2. Make you laugh when you're sad
3. Be your personal stylist
4. Cook you a four-course meal
5. Spice up your front lawn
6. Be your date to a wedding
7. Get you hyped for Shark Week
8. Take care of you when you are sick
9. Help you pack for vacation
10. Be your scuba diving buddy
11. Catch your dinner
12. Read you poetry before bed
13. Paint your portrait
14. Drive your kids to school
15. Play football with you
16. Lead a jam sesh
17. Put out small fires
18. Teach you how to hula dance
19. Play Harry Potter with you
20. Be your gun for real-life Halo
21. Be a skunk
22. Host a tea party for you and your friends
23. Be your Game Boy
24. Sell themselves for money
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