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You can enter any room by the ceiling.
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Before breaking the "fourth wall."
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And then punch people you don't like in the face.
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You can flirt with outrageous lines like this.
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Followed by boasting your sex achievements.
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Not forgetting this one.
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You have the power to laugh at your own jokes.
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And then after anyone tells a joke you get to swing it back around to being a boast about how great you are at everything about sex again.
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People also go to extreme lengths to prove their fandom.
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Oh and you also do this all the time.
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Although Baldrick does get your catchphrase wrong.
