Actual Cool Clothing vs. Wanna-Be Hipster Clothing
Producing Justin Timberlake vs. Producing Harry Styles
Tiger Beat Covers vs. Instagram Posts
Awesome Dance Routines vs. No Dance Routines
USA-made vs. UK-made
No Profanity Towards Fans vs. Swearing At Fans At Concert
Good Ole-Fashion, Clean, Innocent Fun vs. Songs About One Night Stands
And the winner is......
...90's Boy Bands! Duh!
Nobody will ever compare to the likes of The Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, 98 Degrees, LFO, and Boyz II Men!