This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    Zombie Gift Guide

    Santa Claus is stumbling to town. Must-have items for the zombie fan in your family or survival party.

    simmantics
    by simmantics

    Community Contributor

    Zombie Will

    Zombie Wills / Via zombiewills.com

    In case you hadn't heard, the zombie apocalypse will commence immediately after Christmas. Best to have your affairs in order. Personalized Zombie Wills from Walker, Bleedum, and Payne (shipped by DeadEx) take the guesswork out of dispatching your loved ones. Give one to the person you know who has the most ammunition and who knows, maybe the'll will it to you as thanks. $14.99

    Zombie Family Car Stickers

    Amazon / Via amazon.com

    Are you keeping an undead loved one in a closet or barn? "Hey, someone might find a cure!" you say. Well, good luck with that, but in the mean time, why not update the family stickers on the ole minivan? $4

    Zombie Apocalypse Bedding

    It's Alive Designs / Via dudeiwantthat.com

    Soon, everything in your world will be covered in blood and there will be cold, rotting hands grabbing at you 24/7. Why not start getting ready for that now with this delightful bedding set? $40-160

    Zombie Killer Survival Tomahawk

    Karate Mart / Via karatemart.com

    Michonne has her samurai sword. Daryl has his crossbow. Are you still looking for that signature walker-slaying weapon? Tomahawk is totally open, dude! Wield that blade and spike until the undead rue the day they were turned! Also good for ice climbing, canoe making, and a host of other activities. $29.95

    Zombie Arm Ring

    Shapeways / Via fearnet.com

    A stylish and gentle reminder that they're coming to get you, Barbara. Plus, a big ring like this makes your fist more likely to crack zombie skull. $166.71

    Zombie Pencil Holder

    Neato Shop / Via alishaadkins.hubpages.com

    Zombie heads always seem to be so squishy and make such a satisfying noise when penetrated. Why not use one to store your office supplies? $34.95

    Apocalypse Kit

    Gerber / Via gerbergear.com

    So maybe zombies are no laughing matter to that special someone you still need a gift for. Give them the tools they need to be a one-person army and rack up kills without wasting ammo in this zombie killing weapons set. $349

    Want to get your very own quizzes and posts featured on BuzzFeed’s homepage and app?

    Become a Community Contributor.
    promo

    Sign up to get started

    Learn more about Community