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It's Friday night, you're raising da roof and droppin' it like it's hot
He's eyeing you from across the room
Enter trademark pick-up lines and natural-born charm
Small world! Turns out your cousin's roommate's sister went to school with his brother's roommate's girlfriend!
You have a giddy feeling about this one and initiate the phone number exchange.
79 hours later, a follow up text comes through
And a date is scheduled
Social media pre-date legwork commences
Pluck, prime, paint, wax, gloss, spray
And locate the perfect "I just threw this on, but somehow wound up looking effortlessly amazing" outfit
It starts off promising enough
He seems to really get you
And you're thinking it's probably a good time to discover more about your potential mate
His habits
His hobbies
His strengths
His lifestyle
Maybe this isn't the most perfect match
You phone a friend and put the inevitable escape plan into action
And follow that up with the post-first-date-fail ritual
Until next weekend, boys!
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