When binge-watching old episodes of The L Word just isn't doing it anymore, don't panic.
The "Modern L Word" Twitter account is here to fill that void in your life as it imagines what all the ladies would be up to right now:
Alice admits that figuring out how to pronounce "Prepon" has kept her up @ night. "Laura Prepon doesn't know how to pronounce Laura Prepon."
When Tina learns that her Uber customer rating is 4.8, she begins to unravel: "Who gave me a 4? I'm charming as fuck. What did I do wrong??"
The tweets often reflect current events with small odes to the show's past thrown in:
After Alice gets kicked off of an Amtrak for PDA w/a female stranger, she stages a citywide kiss-in. Bette considers running for WeHo mayor.
Helena curiously leaves the room at any mention of Jodie Foster's new marriage. Alice becomes a Lyft driver.
Bette starts to question her chances of winning the campaign. Helena: "You learned sign language in a day to get laid. You got this."
Thankfully, it seems not much has changed. Bette is still kickin' ass and taking names:
Teen: "Know what I'm sayin'?" Bette: "See, THIS is when you use 'literally.' You've LITERALLY said nothing prior to this, so no...I don't."
A young valet driver scratches Bette's new Tesla. Teen: "My bad." Bette: "Correct." Teen: "Bae, truce or nah?" Bette: "Can I buy a vowel?"
Shane is still looking very Shane today:
When a friend tweets about a grandparent dying, Shane doesn't know if *liking* it is appropriate...so she throws her laptop into a pool.
Shane hits the jackpot wedge on Candy Crush's daily booster wheel and celebrates audibly. Alice: "Well THAT was certainly orgasm-adjacent."
Helena celebrates the premiere of @OITNB & has fond memories of running the yard. Shane accidentally starts working at the Apple Genius Bar.
Alice is still... being Alice:
Alice is caught trying to sneak backstage after Outkast's reunion performance at Coachella. While being carried away: "Sorry, Mr. 3000!"
When Alice decides to crash a prom to further Shane's education on current trends, Alice throws her back out while attempting to twerk.
And Jenny? Ugh.
Jenny's surprised to learn she'll be staying in a smaller room in heaven than Dana. Meanwhile Dana's surprised to learn Jenny got in at all.