LGBTQ·Posted on Apr 24, 2013Wanda Sykes Twitter Account Will Brighten Your DayShe uses the term "tweeple" in an endearing way and loves her french wife more than life itself.by Sarah KarlanBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Wanda's tweets are golden, especially when they concern her lovely wife: Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes I got dressed. My wife gets dressed, and now I have to go change my shoes. 01:59 AM - 29 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite I got dressed. My wife gets dressed, and now I have to go change my shoes.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Wife and I just saw a woman with huge breast wearing a gold sequined tank leaving the courthouse. We 05:30 PM - 17 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Wife and I just saw a woman with huge breast wearing a gold sequined tank leaving the courthouse. We-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Pt2 we both looked at each other looking at the woman and said, "Yeah, I would've let her walk too." #notguilty 05:32 PM - 17 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Pt2 we both looked at each other looking at the woman and said, "Yeah, I would've let her walk too." #notguilty-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Oh help me Sweet Jesus. My wife is now into martinis. I give us two more years. Merde! Aidez-moi @BriceFournier! 07:50 PM - 13 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Oh help me Sweet Jesus. My wife is now into martinis. I give us two more years. Merde! Aidez-moi @BriceFournier!-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Wife met another French person tonight. I think she has a tracking device. 05:35 AM - 01 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Wife met another French person tonight. I think she has a tracking device.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes I voted early by mail. Just went with the wife to vote. Very cool. Somebody's getting lucky tonight! #Forward2012 09:53 PM - 06 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite I voted early by mail. Just went with the wife to vote. Very cool. Somebody's getting lucky tonight! #Forward2012-- Official Wanda Sykes Or her entire family: Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Went on a walk in our hood with the wife, two kids and the dog. A gardener said to us, "Hey, the future of the country." I hope so. 01:07 AM - 27 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Went on a walk in our hood with the wife, two kids and the dog. A gardener said to us, "Hey, the future of the country." I hope so.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Long day with kids. Delightful evening, dinner with wife and @maileflanagan and wife. Yes, two lesbian married couples doing normal shit. 06:16 AM - 28 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Long day with kids. Delightful evening, dinner with wife and @maileflanagan and wife. Yes, two lesbian married couples doing normal shit.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes I can't drink after my kids. They just turned my glass of water into an aquarium. All kinds of stuff swimming around in there. Eew. 08:00 PM - 26 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite I can't drink after my kids. They just turned my glass of water into an aquarium. All kinds of stuff swimming around in there. Eew.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Watching the results of the French presidential elections with my wife...pretending like I give a shit. 05:59 PM - 06 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Watching the results of the French presidential elections with my wife...pretending like I give a shit.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes The family is on their way home. I have about six hours to do everything that I told my wife I did this week. 01:11 PM - 15 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite The family is on their way home. I have about six hours to do everything that I told my wife I did this week.-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Trying to make my dogs watch the Dog Show. They aren't feeling it. How are dogs going to get ahead if they won't support each other? 02:11 AM - 24 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Trying to make my dogs watch the Dog Show. They aren't feeling it. How are dogs going to get ahead if they won't support each other?-- Official Wanda Sykes Official Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes Nite nite tweeple. Peace and Love 08:36 AM - 13 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Nite nite tweeple. Peace and Love-- Official Wanda Sykes Peace and Love indeed Wanda.