Ross's Greatest Fashion Moments

Move over Rachel, Ross Geller really needs to be crowned the ultimate fashionista of Friends. Here are some of his finest fashion moments.

I know my size.

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It's supposed to be this tight. It's to emphasise my six-pack. YES OF COURSE I HAVE A SIX-PACK.

And the most flattering colour for my teeth

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Oh, I just floss three times a day. Yeah, it's totally normal if you practise good dental hygiene like me. No, I didn't leave whitening gel on for three years. I'm actually a really normal guy.

I like a nice, even tan.

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Chandler showed me the silver lining, though: "You could do a duet of ebony and ivory all by yourself!"

You know, a light sun-kissed glow.

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I'm SPUDnik!

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I'm NOT duty.

"Ross, what's a pashmina?" "It's a... rug."

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I tried to cover for Rachel's sister Jill and say I bought the pashmina. Hey, I needed something to spruce up the floorboards!

I'm the Holiday Armadillo!

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I can impersonate all the famous mythical creatures. Haven't you heard of the Holiday Armadillo?

Your part-Jewish friend!

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Have you seen my tail? Did it poke out your eye?

Introducing: Cowboy Ross. Check out my smoking hot leather pants!

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I've never owned a really good-smelling pair of pants before.

Well, I can't get the pants back on, but this sexy lotion-powder paste will definitely go down well

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Joey's brilliant advice: "What colour is the paste? Cos if the paste matches the pants, you could make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!"

Okay, I give up.

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My date saw right through Joey's paste-pants idea. She must've been really smart. Oh well, I guess I'll have to find someone else to be Wife No. 6

At least I can rock a his-n-hers date night outfit.

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Me: "Is someone afraid of a little competition with the ladies?"

Joey: "Looks like someone IS the ladies!"

Man, sometimes Joey really does know what he's talking about.

And this *banging* paperboy hat.

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This was a fantastic investment. People on the street kept shouting "Extra! Extra!" I don't really get it but I assume they meant I looked extra-hot.

Rachel wasn't a big fan of it though. She said:

"I may not know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat."

And a Native American headdress

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I know it looks like two squirrels were shot on my head. But if you think about it, that's actually a really good look. I bet all the ladies will think I'm the strong alpha-male type who hunts squirrels and other wild beasts. And squirrels are dangerous. They totally spread diseases and stuff.

Seriously, my headgear is unrivalled.

I just ooze class and refinement.

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This says: "I am a worldly and sophisticated Manhattan man who can really appreciate the finer things in life." Now everyone will have to believe that I'm a real doctor.

But I'm even more suave with nothing on at all.

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English Tea in the nude? Don't mind if I do...