17 Hilariously Terrible Movie Titles

Except for Sharknado, which we're still confused about.

1. The Constant Gardner

Ralph Fiennes plays a man who'll be damned if he doesn't weed that last dandelion and he doesn't care what time it is.

2. Lesbian Vampire Killers

Ironically funny movie title idea proves to not be very funny, but has admittedly very attractive SEO.

3. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium?

It's the kind of title that makes you forget you're a meth lord.

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4. Fast Girls

They're just so fast.

5. I Am Love

The sequel to "Can I haz cheeseburger."

6. Titanic 2

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Guys, please can we talk about this for just one second.

7. The Neverending Story

I think you'll find it ends after 107 minutes, actually.

8. Die Hard 2: Die Harder

HOW?

9. I Know Who Killed Me

Do not invite Lindsay Lohan to your Cluedo nights, she will ruin it.

10. Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

No.

11. Freddy Got Fingered

Yes, yes. Very amusing. Now back to class, lunch time's over.

12. eXistenZ

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If your sci-fi doesn't sound sci-fi enough, add more Zs and Xs.

13. I Don't Know How She Does It

I DON'T KNOW WHO'S TALKING TO ME.

14. Quantum of Solace

IMPORTANT OF WORDS.

15. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Shame the third film "I just remembered that I still know what you did last summer!" wasn't as much of a roaring success.

16. Kidulthood

It may be powerful and moving, but that is a STUPID PORTMANTEAU.

17. Half Past Dead

Look, it's stupid enough as it is, but 'dead' doesn't even rhyme with a number.