5 Reasons Why Being A Dog In A Cone Is Straight Gangster

Don't you dare call it a Cone of Shame.

1. You can run and do a cone flip in slow motion and look unbelievably smooth

Straight out of Baywatch

2. No one can even get to your toy. NO ONE.

Stand down, cone-less weakling.

3. Have you seen a sunbathing dog look better than this?

I didn't think so.

4. Watch your back. Others might take your cone as a weakness.

Don't even try it, Cat.

5. Being without a cone is just too overwhelming to function.

I didn't choose the cone life, the cone life chose me.