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    12 Life Tips From Napoleon Dynamite

    If you follow these tips, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

    1. In every relationship communication is key.

    2. Being involved at your school is important.

    3. Everyone needs good self defense skills.

    4. Honesty is always the best policy.

    5. Keeping a healthy appetite is crucial.

    6. If you want a girlfriend, you have to have skills.

    7. Promise to make everyone's dreams come true and you could win an election.

    8. Calling a girl skinny is always a good move.

    9. Performing a well-choreographed dance routine will make you instantly popular.

    10. You always need to keep your lips well-moisturized.

    11. Everyone needs their alone time.

    12. Girls appreciate a man who can provide for them.