The Hangover: Now With More Penguin!

"Can't believe I have a penguin in my apartment, man. We stole a penguin." This is the most amazing news story about a stolen penguin you will ever see.

Via viralviralvideos.com

These guys stole a penguin from the zoo and then dumped it into a river the next day. Not cool. But there's a happy ending: the penguin (Dirk!) is safe at home now, and remains the cutest ever.