The 10 Types Of People Who Watch The Winter Olympics

BRB, luging.

1. The Person Watching at Work

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"What? I just get really excited about pivot tables, you guys!"

Where you can find them: Angling their monitor away from prying eyes.

2. The Social Media Expert

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"OMG Bob Costas #crazy #lifelongfan"

Where you can find them: Updating their Tumblr and live-tweeting the event.

3. The Hardcore Fan

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"If Shani Davis doesn't win another gold medal in speed skating I will LITERALLY throw myself off a cliff."

Where you can find them: Working from home.

4. The Political Junkie

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"Do you have any idea how the cost of these games is going to impact Russia's economic future for years to come? Do you?!"

Where you can find them: In the office kitchen arguing with the Hardcore fan.

5. The Child

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"Mom, when's this going to be over?"

Where you can find them: Eating paste in a corner.

6. The Person Who Celebrates by Drinking

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"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a PATRIOT."

Where you can find them: Getting thrown out of the bar. At 1PM.

7. The Hater

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"I would rather eat mac with no cheese than talk about the Olympics with you."

Where you can find them: Re-watching House of Cards.

8. The No-Spoilers Person

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"I was actually working all day, so DO NOT TELL ME WHO WON ANYTHING."

Where you can find them: Wearing blinders until they get home to catch up.

9. The Uber-Patriot

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"Do you remember when America invented freedom? And won all the gold medals? Good."

Where you can find them: Commenting on Reddit.

10. The Cool Runnings Fan

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"Sochi looks cold. Anyway, do you guys know what time the bobsled races are?"

Where you can find them: In the mirror.