How Many Of These Unpopular Marriage Opinions Do You Agree With?
Is there such a thing as "the One"?
Brooklyn-based Pug MILF™. Author of "Who Do the Stars Say You Are?"
Is there such a thing as "the One"?
Fun fact: My full set of nails costs the same as FOUR DRINKS(!!!) on a night out.
*goes to library to read* *stays for the pet rock*
Nobody talk to me for the rest of the day. This has been a warning.
No one-star Yelp reviews coming from me, I reckon!
Celebs — they're just like us!
Chills I tell you...CHILLS!!!
"She started working for a little company called Microsoft in the mid-1980s. She retired at 40."
*overdraws bank account by $99 billion*
"Dead bodies often move on their own and make noises while I'm working on them."
"My brother-in-law was approached to be on The Bachelorette. When he told them he was already married, they said it didn’t matter — he wouldn’t be picked, they just needed people to fill out the cast."
Only the strong will survive.
"When I attended college, I was unaware of how to cleanse myself properly after using the toilet. There was no bidet, and I had never used toilet paper by myself."
"I made friends with the girl my ex had been cheating on me with, and one day, when he least expected it, we Skype called him at the same time. He answered me, so I secretly added her to the call. We yelled at him for hours while he begged us BOTH RESPECTIVELY to take him back."
If you wanna get over a guy, just picture him swimming with goggles on.
"If I got something in my eye when I was little, my parents would lightly suck on my eye to get it out."
"My mom and aunt grew up thinking their sister, Suzanne, died by slipping and falling while getting out of the bathtub. They were all in their twenties when it happened, and it wasn’t until my grandfather was on his deathbed that my mom and aunt finally found out how she really died..."
"Reducing a price by 1 cent to trick our brains into thinking a product costs less than it actually is."