Like everyone else, I stan the HECK out of Meghan Markle.
Recently, I was going on and on about MegMarkz to my boyfriend, who is not particularly well-versed in the happenings of the British royal family.
He didn't know what she looked like, so I showed him a pic. He looked at it, paused, zoomed in on the photo, and then said something that changed EVERYTHING: "She looks like Gretchen Wieners."
At which, my mind imploded on itself.
Because, I mean... The resemblance is actually UNCANNY!!!
It's official: Gretchen Wieners has left the Plastics for the British monarchy!!!
Like, OMG!!!
She serves a new Queen Bee now.
We know your secret..."Meghan."
And I don't think the soon-to-be princess's father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, will be too happy once he knows we're onto them.
~Irregardless~, "Meghan Markle" will still be a great and stan-worthy princess.
That's it, and none for Gretchen Wieners, bye!
