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    23 Important Questions All Northerners Need To Answer

    Proof no Northerner should ever move down South.

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    Why do people from the north get so angry when people from the south say it's cold outside like wow I didn't know this was a weather contest

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    Why do people from the north miss words out? #idiots

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    Why do people from The North not use the plural of 'pound'? "Nine pound" should surely be "Nine pounds", no?

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    Why do northeners say love a lot

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    Why do people from the north who work down south feel the need to tell everyone they're from the north?

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    Why do people from the north think it's alright to come to school in the south and all of a sudden think you're southern? #YoureNot

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    Why do northern girls always drink pints? LADIES don't drink pints! #aintree

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    Why do Northeners drink Carling as if it's a thing?

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    Why do northern people call their lunch "dinner" #backwards

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    Why do northern people call fruit squash "juice". Juice can't be juice AND squash be juice, that's confusing. They're 2 different things.

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    Why do Northern girls pronounce "I don't know" like "I durnt knuuuur"

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    Why do northern people call a roof the ruff? Like who taught you English Clifford the dog??

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    Why do northern girls get away with walking around in rollers? #looserwomen

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    Why do northern boys have there polo collars up ?

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    Why do northern boys proper beg average twitter famous girls from basildon #baffled

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    Why do Northern woman think its acceptable to wear very lil in this weather and be bright orange at the same time?? #NotaGoodLook

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    Why do northern people love household chores and general domestic duties such as washing up and ironing? It's like they don't even know it..

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    Why do Northern always have their heating full on? Is it the only way to cool their ageing engines? Genuinely curious…

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    Sorry but has to be said but why do northern people think they own the beach when they come to the south coast #northerntwats

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    Why do Northern people call a bun a barm???!

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    Why do northern guys have higher voices than southern guys? Like seriously, northern guys dont sound like they've fully dropped their voice.

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    Why Do Northern People Call Everybody Their Son?. Female Or Male, You're Their Son, No Matter What. #StayCountry4Life

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    Why do northern people call each other 'duck' its so weird! Southern people don't call each other chickens!!