As a teen you couldn't stand having dinner with your parents:
And now you just lurk around their house hoping for some quality time:
As a teen, they would tell you this:
Now that you are an adult and thinking of starting a family, they give out sex tips even when you don't ask for them:
TMI guys.
As a kid, they always wanted you home and in their sight:
Now they just want you to move out of their house!
As a child, your parents would give you sweet advice and tell you the sun shines out of your ass:
Now that you are an adult, they just keeps it real:
As a kid, your parents would kick your ass if you were doing drugs:
They still probably would:
As a teen, this would happen when you brought your boyfriend or girlfriend home:
Now that you're an adult, they won't stop asking you when you're getting married:
As a kid, they would always make sure you ate:
Now as an adult, you still mooch around looking for food:
As a kid, you would always go to them with your troubles:
As an adult, you still ask them why life is such a clusterfuck:
But now that you're an adult, they ask you for help now and again too:
But no matter how old you get, you'll always be their baby:
