CULTURE BUZZ – A series of photoshopped images of animals in sexy poses. Don’t worry, the images are safe for work — it’s really more like soft-porn. There is something about the sight of a coquettish camel and cow straddling a fence that is just hilarious.

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1. Zoophilia pr0n?
2. Animal Porn - Not What You Think, But So Amazing

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SCIENCE BUZZ – A baby hippo survives a Tsunami and is adopted by a 100-year-old tortoise. Did stuff like this happen before the Internet existed?

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1. Get the Whole Story Here!
2. More Interspecies Friends on BuzzFeed
3. I Hope This Turns Out Better Than That Lioness Who Adopts Antelopes
4. There’s a Book About Them!

CELEBRITY BUZZ – OMG!! He looks like a puffed up pig!!! Cute!!! Awesomeness.

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1. Source of cuteness

CELEBRITY BUZZ – SPIKEY’S NEVER LOOKED SO CUTE!!!!! Prick me please.

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The Best Links:

1. Source of cuteness

CELEBRITY BUZZ – I DARE YOU TO FIND SOMETHING CUTER TODAY. Don’t even bother.

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1. Cutest thumbnail image source!!!

CULTURE BUZZ – A four year old boy was attacked by a peacock at an Oregon zoo, prompting zookeepers to consider prohibiting the birds from roaming the public grounds. If the birds are, indeed, put away, it seems the most colorful sight left at the zoo just might just be your dad’s neon orange fannypack.

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1. Cooper, Age Four, Gets All Scratched Up (But at Least He Looks Like a Cool Warrior?)
2. If Zookeepers Aren’t Going to Let These Colorful Stress Balls Run Around Freely, Maybe They Should Consider Leaving the Pent Up Birds in the Wild
3. Peacock Vs. Douchebag
4. ‘Sex-Crazed’ Peacock Effs Up Dude’s Car [Too Good To Be True]
5. This Bird Does Not Play Around

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STYLE BUZZ – Japanese art director Nagi Noda’s synthetic hair animal hats come shaped like rabbits, poodles, and owls, and will be used in Bjork’s upcoming tour. If Bjork can succeed in bringing these into mainstream fashion, she’ll prove that she’s still got it. I just finished watching the video for “Human Behaviour” for some 1990’s nostalgia.

The Best Links:

1. Japanese Designer Would Like to See Animal Hats Take Off in the US
2. Nagi Noda’s Website
3. Hair Animal Sculptures the Coolest Thing I’ve Seen in Awhile
4. If You’re In the Market for a New Wig….
5. They’re Being Featured in Bjork’s Tour and the Windows of Colette

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SPORTS BUZZ – Videos of real shark attacks! Are you sick of adorable animals falling asleep or overcoming adversity? Then these vicious shark attack videos are the perfect palate cleanser.

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1. Surfer Attacked By Two Great White Sharks And Lives To Tell The Tale
2. Great White Eats Sea Lion (Famous Slow Motion Video)
3. Why Great Whites Attack (National Geographic Report)
4. How to Survive a Shark Attack
5. Killer Whale Vs. Great White Shark: Guess Who Won?
6. Shark Attacks Helocopter (Famous Photoshop Hoax)

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CULTURE BUZZ – What’s cuter than animals falling asleep? How about inspiring animals who overcome handicaps to become models of courage and cuteness for us all! Don’t pity the turtle on wheels, the two-legged Chihuahua who walks upright, or the narcoleptic dachshund. Their overabundance of steadfast cuteness gives us all hope and strength in this time of need!!!

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1. OMG! A Turtle on Wheels!
2. Faith, the Two Legged Dog Walks Upright!
3. Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog (So Cute!!!!)
4. Toby’s Doggie Wheelchair!!!!
5. A Ranch for “Special” Disabled Animals (Fast Forward to 2:30 to See Wobbles the Cat!!!!)
6. Two-Legged Chihuahua Named ‘Roo’
7. “Ricky, the special-needs monkey, celebrates his 15th — and possibly last — birthday.”
8. Another Cute Dog with Wheelchair
9. Kenyan Sanctuary for Handicapped Animals

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CULTURE BUZZ – The most boring videos are also the most AWESOME!!! It’s like the heroin addict’s lean but cuter!!!!!

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1. The paw lean!!!!
2. MID PAW-LICK zzzzzzzs!!!!! It’s true, so true!!!
3. Kitty falling asleep gets french-kissed by a dog
4. Seconds 48-51 are worth not blinking for!!!
5. CLASSIC: Kitten’s head falls back and off
6. Sleepy Bear Smooshes Nose!
7. Chicks fall asleep in UNISON!!!!!
8. Sleeeeeepy puppy
9. CLASSIC deux
10. Proof: Animals SO MUCH CUTER than humans
11. A whole website of cuties falling asleep!!!!
12. One chick down

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