We told you it was coming, and now it’s here. So, Microsoft is coming out with a Bundt cake PC?

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1. Seinfeld Backlash - Featured on BuzzFeed
2. Jerry Seinfeld, Microsoft Pitchman - Featured on BuzzFeed

BUSINESS BUZZ: Microsoft’s next ad campaign will feature Seinfeldian shtick. It’s the plight of the funnyman: Once the funny stops, there’s only advertising. Life seems more like Mad Men every day.

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1. Seinfeld’s Getting $10 Million for the Gig
2. Take That, John Hodgman!

Greyhound wisely pulls their recent ad campaign after last week’s decapitation. It could have been worse, right? “Don’t lose your head in traffic. Go Greyhound.” Or: “Greyhound. You probably won’t be decapitated by a lone maniac while the other passengers helplessly stand by.”

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1. Greyhound Pulls “Bus Rage” Ads

A very sketchy Breyers Ice Cream ad with very under-age models. Are pedophiles responsible for a significant percentage of the ice cream market? Maybe Breyers thinks they should? Of course, this is a hoax.

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1. Ice Cream for Pedophiles Update

A controversial new ad from Guinness beer alludes to a girl balancing a beer on her back while having sex. If you can balance a beer on your back, you’re having really boring sex.

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1. Oddly Enough, Kanye West Broke This Viral Video
2. Offensive Ad Objectifies Women

This is apparently a bizarre ad for Extended Stay hotels, but it’s just kind of frightening. Who is this girl, and WHY MUST SHE LICK EVERYTHING?!

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1. The Making of a Weird, Sexy Ad

STYLE BUZZ: The porn-lite ads for Dov Charney’s fashion regime lend themselves naturally to being mocked. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but these don’t look too sincere.

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1. Say Hello To Two Fake Asses (NSFW)
2. Strangely Attractive
3. These Spoofs Are Getting So Self-Referential (NSFW)
4. AmAppAirlines
5. Taking American Apparel Ads All Retro (NSFW)
6. American Appalling
7. Early New York Spoofs of American Apparel Ads (NSFW)
8. These Might Actually Be Ads
9. Slightly Disturbing Spoof Flier (NSFW)
10. Manboobs Are So American Apparel

Always wanted to release the superstar within you? Now you can, with Be Kanye®. Call now. This is clearly an ad for something, and it’s not a powder that turns you into Kanye West. Vodka? Whatever he’s selling, it’s worth watching for the tiger.

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Hey kids! JC Penney wants you to know, “Today’s the day to get away with it.” The ad shows two horny teenagers practicing putting their clothes back on in under 18 seconds so they can go down into the basement and fool around without the fear of getting caught by mom. What remains unclear is what this has to do with JC Penney — they make easily put-on clothing? Update: Despite winning an award at the Cannes Advertising Festival, it’s a fake. YouTube has the video but you can also watch it here.

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1. Watch The Teen Sex Ad Here Since It Is Not On YouTube
2. “Just Watching Some TV” is a Euphemism for So Much More

BUSINESS BUZZ: An online banner with the ubiquitous Ray wearing a scarf that may or may not be a keffiyeh has been pulled after a conservative outcry. Michelle Malkin was shocked, shocked! Will Keffiyeh Gate rally the blogosphere to her fashion cause? Or has the scarf been passé long enough now that all she’ll garner is a collective “meh”?

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1. They Yanked Her Ad for a Keffiyeh-Like Scarf!
2. Surprise! Michelle Malkin Mulls Boycott
3. Stupid Moves, Dunkin’ Donuts
4. The Only Thing Offensive Here is Her Outdated Fashion
5. This is Not Actually a Saturday Night Live Skit