CELEBRITY BUZZ: Demi Moore discusses doing leech therapy as part of a blood detoxification process during a recent trip to Austria. After hearing about tapeworms and colonics and all the other desperate things Hollywood stars do to look good, we’re just not even grossed out anymore.

The Best Links:

1. Leech Therapy - A Featured Program on PBS
2. Demi Moore Swears By Her Leeches: Who Knew Blood-Sucking Parasites Could Be Good For Your Skin?
3. Demi Moore Sounds like a Crazy Person on David Letterman
4. Demi Moore Goes into Gory Details
5. Demi Moore Goes on TWO More Shows Discussing Leech Treatment
6. Leech Therapy - Medical Definition
7. Medicinal Leeches for sale!

CULTURE BUZZ: The latest trend in cosmetic surgery is about trying to undo the last trend. An article in the Chicago Tribune says some “revision plastic surgeons” now get half their business from undo-plasties.

The Best Links:

1. Next Big Thing: Plastic Surgery CORRECTION
2. I Want My Real Nose Back!
3. There Is No Command-Z In Real Life
4. My Cosmetic Surgery Revision in Turkey Went Just Great!
5. Cheek Implant Revision Saves The Day (Look For The Glinting Earring)
6. Un-Nips and Re-Tucks

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Britney’s abs were reportedly sprayed on for the VMA’s performance. Oh, Britney. Can’t you just stick to your foolproof attention-getting strategy of labia-baring?

The Best Links:

1. Hollywoods size 0 obsession drove Britney to try spray on abs
2. Britney Spears sprayed on abs but still looked like a “fat pig”
3. “Breaking: Britney Even Fatter Than You Already Thought She Was”
4. Britney’s Chiseled Physique in Part Due to “Dihydroxyacetone”
5. No amount of bronzer will turn a bacon lump into “abs”
6. “Note to Britney Spears: Please sue whoever gave you that ab-defining spray tan for the VMAs.”
7. Britney Spears makes headlines with spray-on abs, meets with K-Fed
8. Britney Spears’ Last Minute Wave of Insecurity
9. What is Dihydroxyacetone? on Wikipedia
10. Using Imitation Tanning Formula

SCIENCE BUZZ: A new treatment that sucks the gunk out of your pores to help you achieve zit-free skin. The last facial we endured entailed someone squeezing the sh*t out of every single pore one by one. Ten minutes with a painless laser sounds way more pleasant.

The Best Links:

1. How It Works (It Sounds Kind of Magical), and Where to go in NYC
2. It takes 10 minutes, and there’s no redness or peeling
3. Isolaz as featured in Elle Magazine
4. Read the Press Release about Dr. Frederic Brandt and Isolaz, the First Painless Laser Facial for Acne

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Girls are getting this popular lip injection in preparation for prom night. Who wouldn’t want to make out with those giant lips? Actually, they kind of give us nightmares, but maybe it’s just a personal thing.

The Best Links:

1. Did Jessica Simpson OD on Collagen?
2. Jessica Simpson Swears No More Restalyn
3. Restalyn Is Kind of Addicting…Yikes
4. Pre-Prom Stress Heightens with the Popularity of Cosmetic Surgery
5. Former Victoria’s Secret Model is the New Face of Restylane
6. Chloe Sevigny Considers Plastic Surgery
7. The New Breed of Injectables
8. What’s Spacey Pouch? (Hint: Too Much Restalyn-Filler)
9. Interesting News About Restylane in the Wall Street Journal with like, Doctor Input and Stuff
10. Beauty Is Stepping up a Notch
11. Short Wikipedia article on Restylane

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Ex-tanorexic beauty queen is taking a stand against the unhealthy addiction to tanning salons. The latest style icon everyone’s emulating isn’t Kate Moss or Sienna Miller - it’s the oompa loompah! If you don’t believe us, check out these pics of Fergie and Lindsay bringing shortalls back.

The Best Links:

1. Jessica Simpson Goes Monochromatic with the Color Bronze
2. ‘Jaws’ Actor Roy Scheider Dies of Tanorexia
3. Jessica Simpson Tried to Eat Me Last Night.
4. Mariah is developing a fake tan made with 24-karat gold dust
5. British Girls are Pale
6. Beauty Queen Warns ‘Tanorexic’ Teens
7. The Enticing Fluorescent Glow of the Tanning Salon
8. German Dermatologists Diagnose Tanorexia
9. Get High off the Sunshine-Simulating Effects of the Tanning Bed
10. “Being Pale is Disgusting”
11. “Tanning Salons, The New Cigarettes”
12. Lucy Davis Upgraded to Tanorexia Threat Level: Severe
13. Blame Coco Chanel for This - She Started It!
14. A Slideshow of Tanorexic Celebrities
15. Christina Aguilera’s Contrasting Skintone to Her Brother’s
16. Tanorexic Ashlee Simpson
17. Video Clip: Tyra and The Tanorexic
18. “We here in America are TIRED of seeing Tanorexic Spice and her Hooters from Hell”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: A less invasive alternative to liposuction that purportedly melted Britney Spears’ fat. It’s hot out, and we know you’re dying to wear crop-tops and half-shirts. Now the dream is a reality, and there’s not even a knife involved.

The Best Links:

1. Lipodissolve - Is It Really Non-Invasive?
2. Britney Spears Goes through Series of Beautification Procedures Post-Rehab
3. Rear Views: Britney’s “Secret” Fat-Dissolve Treatment May Or May Not Actually Work
4. Brand new Britney on the outside but the same old white trash within
5. Are Britney’s Dance Lesson’s Paying off?
6. LipoDissolve Billboard
7. For Those with a BMI of 30 or Less
8. How It Works: Lecithin Injections
9. Britney Spears Almost Looking Like Old Self Again
10. “doesn’t work for everyone”
11. These guys really want to dissolve your fat

CULTURE BUZZ: Time to make up for all that holiday binging. Never undestimate the power of a good colonic! Rectal tubes aren’t for everyone, so here are some alternate detoxifying techniques. Definitely check out the detox gummy bears and detox foot patch and let us know if anything happens.

The Best Links:

1. Detox Foot Patch
2. Girls on Crash Diets Fainting on the Subway, Causing Delays
3. L. Ron Hubbard gets honored by the City Council before Manhattan fund-raiser
4. Raw, Vegan Recipes
5. The Dtox Patch
6. Cultural Detox - No More Celebrity Big Brother!
7. Tips for Detoxifying - Hope You Like Cayenne Pepper in your Lemonade
8. The Korean Spa Lets You Detox While Literally Lying There
9. Scientists Say Detox Diets are Dumb
10. Take a 4-Day Detoxifying Post-Vacation Vacation
11. Hollywood Ex-Junkies Come up with Detox Plan
12. Borba Gummy Bears Supposed to Remove Toxins
13. Ex-Hollywood screenwriters create detox program
14. Vegan for a Week
15. Magical Detox Broth
16. Smart Advice: Abstain from Alcohol
17. Detox Juice Program Could Cause Constipation, Bad Breath, and Tiredness
18. Detox Diet Recipes Mean Eating Fruits, Vegetables, Beans

CULTURE BUZZ: All the celebrities have them, apparently. The recent trend of crotch shots are a little less deliberate and a little more pathetic than nip slips. But one thing’s for certain: Hollywood ladies like to take care of themselves, and that is an admirable trait. Warning: pretty much none of these are safe for work. Be careful!

The Best Links:

1. “Paris’ Bikini Waxer Reveals Naughty New Grooming Trick”
2. Ashanti Crotch Shot in NYC
3. Beyonce Crotch Shot
4. Rihanna’s Sequined Crotch Is Unblemished
5. Paris Hilton’s Vagina Is FOREVER
6. For Celebs, Is the Crotch Shot The New Smile? (pics)
7. Attention Celebs: Brazilian Waxes can be dangerous
8. Shilpa Shetty shows her little sister
9. Lindsay Lohan’s Beaver Again
10. Shanna Moakler’s Vag Slip
11. Crotch shot update
12. Madonna talks about the no underwear trend on Letterman!
13. Pink’s Thighs Wide Shut
14. Scarlett Johansson Terrified of Bikini Wax, Bystanders Admire Her Voluptuous Body
15. “Britney Spears Did It AGAIN Last Night”
16. Will Someone Please Buy Lindsay Lohan Some Underwear
17. Britney’s Deformed Crotch Might Look Better with Hair
18. Paris Hilton’s String Bikini Incident