POLITICS BUZZ – Well, that didn’t take long: Hustler has turned the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal into its latest porno flick. The YouTube trailer begins with Spitzer’s stand-in (30-year porn veteran Mike Horner) telling a call girl, “I have to leave for Washington on official business in an hour, so we’re going to have to make this a quickie.” It just gets better from there. The DVD hits shelves next month, and seems destined to be come an instant cult classic. The trailer is actually safe for work, but the box cover definitely is not.

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1. Porn of the Opportunistic Moment: Hustler’s “Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story”
2. Hustler Is Calling All Political Scandal Junkies!
3. Cumming to a Smut Shop Near You: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story
4. Gov Love DVD Box Cover (NSFW!)
5. Spitzer Shocker! Eliot’s Story Turned into Porn Spoof

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CULTURE BUZZ – Eliot Spitzer has reportedly been tied to a second prostitution ring. Wicked Models was just busted by NYC cops, who arrested alleged madam Kristen Davis (no, not the actress) on Tuesday. Davis claims she’s innocent, but the New York Post says she may have had Spitzer as a client more than once.

The Best Links:

1. “And There He Ho’s Again”
2. NSFW Photo Gallery of Alleged Madam Kristen Davis, With Hilarious Captions
3. Davis May Have “the Largest and Most Prominent Black Book in This Country”
4. Internet Archive Version of the Wicked Models Site (NSFW)
5. The Post Sees a Spitzer Link
6. Where Will the Rich Go To Pay For Sex Now?

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CULTURE BUZZ – Eliot Spitzer’s very own “Kristen” was touted as having “the most beautiful vagina in New York,” worth $5000 an hour. We’re all intrigued by the woman, the myth, the vagina.

The Best Links:

1. Vaginal Aesthetics - What’s It All About?
2. Tightless and Hairlessness Are Both Important Factors
3. Hedge-Fund Guys Line Up to Try Out “The Girl with the Magic Pussy”
4. Vigina Competition, Anyone? Kate Beckinsale Claims Vigina As Her “Best Feature”
5. A Cutaway Map of the Magic Vagina
6. The Vulva Puppet - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. $5000 an hour? Was it her scintillating personality?
8. Kirsten Dunst’s Magic Vagina
9. New York’s Most In-Demand Escort - The $2000 an-Hour Hooker and the Sex Mogul Who Loved Her
10. 59% of Voters Feel This vagina’s not worth the $4300.
11. Stavros Pines Away for Paris Hilton’s Magic Vagina

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POLITICS BUZZ – Hours after her husband was sworn in as the new Governor of New York, he publicly admitted to having had affairs in the past, but she did, too. “Like most marriages, you go through certain difficult periods,” Michelle told the NY Daily News in the interview in which she and her husband admitted to having had affairs. “What’s important is for your kids to see you worked them out.”

The Best Links:

1. Our New Love Gov
2. A Quick Bio of Michelle Paterson, New York’s New First Lady
3. Michelle Paterson Does Not Want a Bodyguard All The Time!
4. “David Paterson Had an Affair! But It’s Okay Because His Wife Loves Him. And We Do Too!”

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POLITICS BUZZ – The identity of “Kristen,” the Emperor’s Club V.I.P. employee allegedly hired by now former Governor Eliot Spitzer, is revealed as 22-year-old Ashley Alexandra Dupré. She has been brought forward as a witness in the federal case against the four owners/operators of the international prostitution ring.

The Best Links:

1. Larry Flint Makes an Offer for a Photoshoot
2. All 15 Known Pictures of Her
3. Ashley’s Latest Blog Entry: Thanks her Fans
4. Be Her Friend on MySpace
5. Her Last Blog Entry (Un-Edited)
6. “I am all about my music, and my music is all about me…”
7. Mom’s quote: “She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor”
8. Yet More Pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s Naked Breasts
9. “I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster”
10. Call Girl “Much More Adorable Than Anticipated”
11. Ashely Alexandra Dupre Filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” at 18
12. Ashley Gone Wild
13. Pictures of an Older Ashley Grinding at an NYC Party
14. Are You an Old Friend or Former Classmate of Her’s?

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POLITICS BUZZ – Debate rages on about whether Eliot Spitzer’s wife should have stood by her man amidst hooker crisis. She probably feels like sh*t because her husband was hanging out with a hooker on Valentine’s Day. Let’s try to cheer her up! (Pictured: happier times.)

The Best Links:

1. Your Chance to Write to Silda Spitzer
2. Silda’s Loyalty Met with Mixed Reactions
3. Is Silda Anti-Feminist By Standing By Her Man?
4. Silda Wall Spitzer on Wikipedia
5. Silda Spitzer Advises Husband Not to Resign in Haste
6. Silda Looks Uncannily Like an Older Version of Jennifer Aniston
7. Take the Kids and Go, Friends Tell Silda Wall Spitzer
8. Silda Spitzer and Feminism - a Debate
9. Top Women Who Stood By Their Men
10. Friend: Silda Spitzer Is ‘A Woman of Principle’
11. Silda Stood By Her Husband…Twice
12. But Of Course Silda Knew About Zee Hookers!

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POLITICS BUZZ – Who’s the call girl with the single name at the center of the Governor Spitzer sex scandal? Journalists scour the web, looking for the woman named in the FBI files, who said of Spitzer, “I don’t think he’s difficult … I mean it’s just kind of like … whatever … I’m here for a purpose. I know what my purpose is.” Page Six and Gawker say they’ve found her, but there’s no confirmation yet.

The Best Links:

1. Her Identitiy is Revealed!
2. Is This Kristen, Eliot Spitzer’s $3,000-a-session Call-Girl?
3. Call Girl Kristen Found!
4. Kristen Pictures and New York Times Profile
5. Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka “Kristen” MySpace Page
6. Quick Overview of Emperors Club Web Site
7. I’m Not THAT Kristen
8. Is this Eliot Spitzer’s Kristen?

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POLITICS BUZZ – Eliot Spitzer’s face of shame recalls the “I-know-I-done-wrong” looks of politicians past. Remember: Stand in front of a flag, ask your wife to wear a powder blue suit with pearls, and when it comes to admitting you’ve made a mistake, frown and suck in your lips. It worked for Clinton; good luck, Eliot!

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1. It’s Called The Contrite Underbite
2. Game Day of Shame Face
3. Step 1 of Public Apologies: Make Sure Your Wife is Wearing Pearls
4. Your Guide to Sex Scandals Past
5. Spitzer’s Taking His Cues From McGreevey

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POLITICS BUZZ – The name of the prostitution ring that was busted and inevitably brought Eliot Spitzer down with them. High-priced call girls were rated on a scale of diamonds. Sounds classy! Unfortunately for most of us, a one-diamond hooker still costs us an entire paycheck.

The Best Links:

1. Let’s Learn All About Eliot Spitzer’s Prostitution Ring! (Screenshots from the Website)
2. Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Woman at the Center of Eliot Spitzer’s Downfall
3. Kristen Calls Spitzer a “Difficult” Client
4. Screen Shot From Emperors Club Website: “Introduction Fees”
5. The Official Site (Temporarily Unavailable)
6. A Look At the Emperor’s (Governor’s) Club
7. Duke Of Westminster: Prostitution Client, Allegedly, Of Emperors Club VIP
8. The Eliot Spitzer Affair and the Intellectualization of Prostitution
9. Prostitute Claims She Isn’t a “Moron”
10. Spitzer’s Ties to a Website Featuring Scantily Clad Women Rated by Diamonds
11. Cops bust $5500 an-hour hooker ring
12. emperors club vip brought $1 million to four people
13. Eliot Spitzer’s Whores: A Pictorial Tour of The Emperor’s Club Ladies
14. How Things Work: A Brief Guide to Luxury Callgirl Rings
15. Escort: ‘I’m Not THAT Kristen’
16. Eliot Spitzer’s Super-Premium Luxury Prostitutes
17. Enough About Eliot; What About The Hookers?
18. A Look at Spitzers Emperors Club Web Site

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POLITICS BUZZ – On March 10, 2008, it was announced that Mr. Spitzer was allegedly involved in a prostitution ring. Now, after his resignation it’s David Paterson’s turn to hold New York’s top office. He’s the state’s first African-American Governor, and perhaps the first one to be legally blind as well.

The Best Links:

1. Is He the First Legally Blind New York Governor?
2. Paterson as the Non-Partisan Progressive Anti-Spitzer
3. Here’s His Wikipedia Page
4. How New York Succession Law Works
5. David Paterson Profile from 2006: Who Is This Mystery Man?
6. Paterson and Wife Engaged in Extramarital Affairs
7. Lt. Governor Paterson’s Official Site
8. Ben Smith Introduces You to David Paterson
9. What Is the Fallout for Spitzer? New York Times Blog Speculates
10. He’s a “Reluctant Supporter of Sen. Hillary Clinton”
11. He’s a Blogger! Read His Piece on Domestic Violence
12. Eliot Spitzer Sex Scandal - Featured on BuzzFeed
13. Who Will Succeed Eliot Spitzer?
14. Meet Your Future Governor, David A. Paterson
15. Aww, he’s friendly and funny
16. Paterson, Wife Tell Press “No Marriage is Perfect”
17. Gov. David Paterson’s $103.87 Scandal
18. So we might soon have the very first black AND blind governor!

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