TV Buzz MTV's spinoff to My Super Sweet Sixteen will send fan "favorites" to third world countries, where they'll learn truly valuable lessons in how to be less terrible human beings. With The Paper receiving rave reviews across the board, it was only a matter of time before the network reset their focus on the crux of their most successful programming: spoiled brats.
Celebrity Buzz Instead of MySpace, this time revealing photos of the Disney star are appearing in the pages of Vanity Fair. Cyrus is now calling the spread, shot by Annie Leibovitz, "embarassing," though the magazine says she and her minders signed off on all the images when they were taken and that the shot is simply "artistic."
TV Buzz MTV's new reality show is set at Cypress Bay High School, but the focus this time is on four students vying to become Editor-In-Chief of the school's newspaper The Circuit. If only they turned it into a musical where Zac Efron got to sing a ballad about bylines and smudged ink...
Sports Buzz Kids are learning cage fighting techniques and mixed martial arts. This might change your math if you've been trying to figure out how many five-year-olds you could fight at once.
TV Buzz The creator of Veronica Mars is reportedly helming a spinoff of the '90s teen soap for The CW. If there is, in fact, a God, Brenda and Dylan will totes be running the Peach Pit, dispensing advice and milkshakes as needed to some very troubled teenagers.
Culture Buzz Youth advocates are none too happy about a children's hospital in Ohio set to be named after Abercrombie & Fitch, following the retailer's donation of $10 million to their Emergency and Trauma department. In spite of Abercrombie's hypersexualized reputation, everyone should bear in mind that "sexy nurses" only come out at Halloween. During the rest of the year, it's nothing but teddy bear scrubs and cigarette breath, likely to force no child into early puberty.
Tech Buzz The people who brought you The 'Burg deliver a new web comedy about a fictional indie rock band. Slated to perform at South By Southwest, The All-For-Nots shouldn't fare too poorly (especially with former Disney honcho Michael Eisner voraciously backing them). We would have given pretty much anything to have seen Zack Attack back in the day.
Business Buzz The validity of toy manufacturing giant's methodology for attaining personal information from tot customers comes into question. See, not all hackers are disgruntled and pasty. Some are extremely squeezable!
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