CELEBRITY BUZZ – The madness continues! The newest rumor in the Madonna/A-Rod love fiasco is that A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, has been seeing Lenny Kravitz. And Kravitz used to date Madonna! This is making my head hurt. Of course there are denials all around, nothing is confirmed, etc.

The Best Links:

1. A-Rod and Cynthia in Splittsville
2. What A Twisted Web We Weave
3. Sources Say Cynthia Has Been Steppin’ Out With Lenny in Paris
4. A Handy Guide to the Kravitz-Madonna-Rodriguez Love Square
5. Kravitz Denies Anything Untoward Was Going On With Cynthia Rodriguez

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Is the New York Yankees third baseman coming between Madge and Guy Ritchie? Us Magazine and OK both have “sources” who claim A-Rod has been visiting Madonna’s apartment on the sly, and leaving “as late as midnight”!

The Best Links:

1. Us: “The singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.”
2. The Madonna/A-Rod Rumors
3. Was A-Rod With Madonna Right After His Wife Gave Birth?
4. Sourcing Does Seem A Bit Thin

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POLITICS BUZZ – As part of Stephen Colbert’s “Make McCain Exciting” contest, one YouTube user has masterfully mashed-up sound bytes and close-ups of McCain with Madonna’s “Vogue,” making the presidential nominee not only exciting, but really, really gay. Can we finally elect into office the first liberal black president? Yes we can. Can that guy break out dance moves fiercer than a Saturday night in the Fire Island Pines? Not so sure.

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The Best Links:

1. Make McCain Interesting!

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Madonna’s gay brother has written a “brutal” tell-all about his sis. Who knew Madonna had a brother? They used to be inseparable! Now this. The publisher’s rushing out the book to beat the lawyers to the punch; look for it next month.

The Best Links:

1. Brother Knows Best. Or, in This Case, Worst.
2. Tragedy of Christopher Ciccone
3. The Gay Brother Strikes Back
4. “Life With My Sister Madonna” Will Have a First Printing of 350,000

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Gen X is poised for a vicarious mid-life crisis as their favorite pop stars all turn 50 this year. We all know that the Rolling Stones are rockin’ their golden years. But now a new generation can lament the graying of their childhood icons. All three stars still look good, but Michael Jackson looks freakin’ AMAZING. Must be the oxygen tent and youthful lifestyle.

The Best Links:

1. “Only in the Rock Genre Does the Ageing Process Make the Public Feel Uncomfortable”
2. Famous, Fabulous, and Fifty T-Shirt!
3. Rex Spotted This One First
4. “Rock’n’roll…has never figured out what to do with ageing deities”
5. Why Listeners Only Want “The Early Stuff”
6. Micheal Jackson’s Face Through The Years (Classic Video)

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CELEBRITY BUZZ – Justin Timberlake, in introducing Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, said that he dropped his pants after she insisted upon giving him a B-12 shot in his buttocks. They’re purported to give a boost of energy and assist in metabolic functions. Finally, something to shoot up that won’t send you to celebrity rehab.

The Best Links:

1. Lindsay Lohan Rushed to Hospital for Emergency B12 Shot
2. Madonna Does It! So Should You?
3. Celebrities Trading Their Starbucks for B12 Shots
4. Discussion: Did B12 Shots Help You Lose Weight?
5. New Diet Consists of Extremely Low-calories, B12 Shot, and a Pill
6. How often do you get a B12 shot?
7. Justin Timberlake Dropped Pants for Madonna
8. Justin Timberlake Makes Controversial Statements about Madonna and Britney
9. Baseball Players Use Them, Apparently
10. Discussion: What does a B12 shot do for you?
11. B12 Patch: A Better Alternative to B12 Shots

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MOVIE BUZZ – Madonna heads to the Berlin Film Festival next week to screen her directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom. It’s reportedly a musical comedy featuring Russian immigrants, gypsy punks, lap dancing, dominatrixes, ballet, and cultural revolution. Further showing hubbie Guy Ritchie he’s not the only filmmaker in the family, Madge also just produced the upcoming documentary I Am Because We Are, about Malawi orphans.

The Best Links:

1. Madonna’s Directorial Debut, “Filth And Wisdom” To Premiere at Berlin Fest; Gogo Bordello Singer Featured
2. Madonna Directing “Filth and Wisdom” (Guardian Unlimited)
3. Madonna’s Making a Film on Our Doorstep
4. Madonna Brings “Wisdom” to Berlin
5. First Images from ”Filth and Wisdom” Have Been Released
6. Madonna: I Am Because We Are, New Documentary
7. Madonna Making No Friends on “Filth and Wisdom”
8. Madonna’s Documentary, “I Am Because We Are”
9. Madonna’s “Filth and Wisdom” To Premiere in Berlin
10. Filth & Wisdom: The Material One’s New Film Is Aptly Titled
11. “I Am Because We Are” on Wikipedia
12. “Filth and Wisdom” on Wikipedia
13. Madonna’s New Film “I Am Because We Are”

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