MUSIC BUZZ – If Mariah Carey’s sexy jam was meant to be sung into a webcam by anyone, it was definitely this extremely young, completely unsupervised little kid.Well, now we know what they’re singing around the campfire at Camp Mariah.

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The Best Links:

1. I Believe The Children Are Our Future
2. Please Don’t Touch This Kid’s Body
3. “Touch My Body” [The Grown Up Version]
4. Mariah Carey’s Green Screen Remix - Featured Video on BuzzFeed
5. First A Child, Now A Dead Guy? Why Do All the Wrong People Sing This Song??

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Digital artist Oliver Laric remixed the video to Mimi’s “Touch My Body” so that we see nothing but Mariah in front of a green screen.Seemingly, Laric’s take on the video illustrates that Mariah is, um…a skank? Art, man…powerful stuff…

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The Best Links:

1. Oliver Laric [The Artist’s Homepage]
2. “I think I may have found a kindred spirit.”

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Rumors quickly swirled about Mariah Carey’s engagement to actor Nick Cannon, but apparently they’ve since been married at her home in the Bahamas.Twelve years Carey’s junior, Nick is excited to be gaining both a wife and — perhaps in enough time — a MILF.

The Best Links:

1. Mariah And Nick Cannon’s Whirwind Romance
2. Wedding Rumors Confirmed By …Nick’s Mom
3. Mimi’s Ring: “58 Intense Pink Diamonds and 2 Half-Moon Diamonds” [All Class]
4. “These Two Kids Have Nothing But 800 Million Dollars and a Heart Filled With Love”
5. For Our Readers Who Don’t Watch Nickelodeon, Here’s the Scoop On Nick Cannon