TV BUZZ: Grammy-nominated songwriter Kara DioGuardi will be the fourth American Idol judge. No one seems to have any idea who this woman is, but what are the chances she might be even more batsh*t crazy than Paula?? She also sort of looks like the poor man’s Norah Jones.

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The Best Links:

1. Uh Oh….Is Paula Jealous?
2. Hopefully She Isn’t Timid
3. Listen To New American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi’s Interview With On-Air with Ryan Seacrest
4. Grammy-Winning Songwriter Not a TOTALLY Random Choice….
5. YouTube - Celine Dion Performing with Kara DioGuardi (Only Audio)
6. Her Homepage
7. “American Idol” Adds DioGuardi As Fourth Judge
8. Grammy Winning Kara DioGuardi to be Fourth Judge on American Idol!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: We bring you the Top Drunken Celebrity Appearances of all time, inspired by Paula! Remember, working through your denial is always the first step in any alcoholics anonymous program.

The Best Links:

1. Jimmy Kimmel’s Guests are Drunk
2. Paula Abdul On Fox - What is She Smokin’???
3. Video: An Absolutely Hammered Ben Affleck Gets Touchy-feely With Quebecois TV Host Anne-Marie Losique
4. Video: Kanye West Drunk on the Wendy Williams Experience
5. YouTube - David Hasselhoff interviewed by “A Current Affair” in Melbourne, Australia while drunk
6. Video: Paula Abdul Drunk on Letterman
7. YouTube - Joe Namath is Drunk and Horny in Interview
8. Video: Gary Busey Drunk and Crazy on the Red Carpet
9. Ashlee Simpson Explains “Drunken” Speech on Her MySpace Blog
10. Video: Tom Delonge Drunk Interview (Um, He Was in Blink 182)
11. David Hasselhoff Conducts Drunk Interview in Melbourne
12. Is George W. Bush Drunk in This Israeli Television Interview?
13. “Paula Abdul Isn’t Drunk or High, She’s Tired”