The socialite we used to care about now has a portrait composed entirely of images from porn magazines.
Culture Buzz A 70's porn video doctored to be Safe For Work...somewhat. The video is to promote Diesel's "Dirty 30" anniversary party which is being thrown in 17 cities around the world.
Tech Buzz According to a new book, searches for Facebook and MySpace have overtaken the digital scavenger hunt for pornography. Some think people have just gotten more efficient in their searches, or perhaps, they really are looking for new ways to "Poke".
Celebrity Buzz In October, Elizabeth Banks will be playing both a porn star and first lady Laura Bush within a two week span at the movies. In Oliver Stone's W, Ms. Banks plays the very non-pornographic Laura Bush, where she gets to be "a character actor in a leading lady's body". Then, a week later, she takes her clothes off in Seth Rogan's Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
Culture Buzz A new cultural meme: Masturbation=cheating. Your online porn habit may mean more than you think.
Celebrity Buzz "Midget porn, celebrity sex tapes, law suits and more, all rolled into one sex tape that you MUST SEE!" Finally! For $9.99 watch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me and his normal sized ex-girlfriend get it on. I know I've been waiting for this one!
Porn site domain name auction. Probably don't wanna open this up in the office.
Politics Buzz A safe-for-work gallery of America's prettiest Presidential candidate. Is it because all the best designers and photographers are change-loving liberals? Or because he's the Antichrist? Either way, Barack Obama has replaced Steve Jobs as the President Of Pretty.
Culture Buzz A series of photoshopped images of animals in sexy poses. Don't worry, the images are safe for work -- it's really more like soft-porn. There is something about the sight of a coquettish camel and cow straddling a fence that is just hilarious.
A cake with a screenshot from 2girls1cup on it, that comes with a cup of chocolate frosting to simulate...you know.
Boinkology has a round-up of the best of etch-a-sketch porn.
Culture Buzz A book about a porn star has multiple trailers. Author of Fight Club Chuck Palahniuk comes up with a marketing campaign for his upcoming book that involves fake 70s porn trailers. The book comes out May 20th.
Politics Buzz Well, that didn't take long: Hustler has turned the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal into its latest porno flick. The YouTube trailer begins with Spitzer's stand-in (30-year porn veteran Mike Horner) telling a call girl, "I have to leave for Washington on official business in an hour, so we're going to have to make this a quickie." It just gets better from there. The DVD hits shelves next month, and seems destined to be come an instant cult classic. The trailer is actually safe for work, but the box cover definitely is not.
Science Buzz Animals having sex has never been so cute or mindwarpingly hot. Hopefully this will inspire someone to make a porn version of cuteoverload.com.
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