A flow chart illustrating the best, worst, and most awkward exclamations uttered in those intimate moments.
Sports Buzz Michael Phelps was spotted in Beijing making out with Australian swimming sensation Stephanie Rice. While Phelps is bringing home the golds for the US, he's going down under with the 20-year old brunette.
Tech Buzz Out Magazine asks if the gay men's hookup site - which reportedly rakes in $30 million yearly - has destroyed gay culture. It would be interesting to hear what John McCain had to say about the situation, considering that he gladly accepted the maximum amount for an individual donation from the "liberal Republican" owner of Manhunt.
Tech Buzz A catchy A Cappella ringtone that sings "Condom, Condom" over and over again aims to become a craze among young Indians. The ringtone was created to break down Indian's reluctance to talk about condom usage, and thereby aims to promote safe sex and cut down on the HIV/AIDS epidemic affecting India. You can thank the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation for this gem.
Business Buzz A license that guarantees you're disease-free and ready to bump uglies. Does honesty mean nothing anymore? (No, it doesn't. Get tested, y'all!)
Culture Buzz Kerri Kenney-Silver -- of The State and Reno 911 fame -- debuts a new character who owns the classiest "fantasy ranch" Winnemucca, Nevada, may have ever seen. Delilah's fictional brothel offers a "menu" of services -- including an act called "Underpants Parade" -- that makes us kind of wish Dame Delilah were real. If whorehouses were this entertaining, we'd already be in Nevada!
Science Buzz Lonely? This dating service will find you a match based on the genetic compatibility of your DNA. In fact, they call themselves the world's "first global DNA matching service." Is it too soon to also call them the last?
Culture Buzz Listen up, ladies! Now you can turn back time (well, if only for your V) with this ultra-creepy "tightening lubricant." It does exactly what you think it does. That sound you hear is the collective slamming of SUV driver's-side doors as wannabe-MILF's race to the finish to see who can find Liquid Virgin first. Alas, it's only available on teh netz. (Thanks for the tip, Sara!)
Celebrity Buzz Will Smith recently confirmed long-standing rumors about his marriage, citing that their "open policy" on sleeping with other people is what has kept their bond so strong. "You don’t avoid what's natural...and you’re [inevitably] going to be attracted to people," says Smith. Will this unusual practice be taught in the couple's Not-Scientology school for kids? As long as they keep their Thetan count low (I don't even know what that means)!
Culture Buzz The legendary, 80-year-old burlesque performer - dubbed "The Girl With The Fabulous Front" - has been linked to the likes of Elvis Presley and JFK, and continues to perform in Las Vegas to this very day. A contemporary of Bettie Page, Storm remains a steadfast advocate of the original ideology behind burlesque performance, assuring us that just because they dance all dirty to music with vampy horns doesn't mean that The Pussycat Dolls have any idea what it means to be sexy and classy.
Back in the day, Sega was on top of the world - so much so that they could get away with, um, objectionable advertising.
Culture Buzz Did you know that you could have sex with a porcupine in Tacoma, but not if it were clinically obese? Incidentally, forget about it if you're in Florida, where sex with porcupines is -- you guessed it -- prohibited. Also, you've got to wait until your married to have sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend in Georgia. However, if s/he's your cousin and you're both over 65, head to Utah where you can get married -- two birds, one stone!
Culture Buzz Pornography starring old people is one of Japan's fastest growing cinema genres. While Japan is continually found to be one of the least sexual countries in the world, the demand for pornography grows exponentially. "A relationship between wife and an old father-in-law has enough twist to create an atmosphere of mystery and captivate viewers' hearts," explains elderly pornstar Shigeo Tokuda. Nothing turns me on more than shriveled wrinkly skin and seven decades of emotional baggage.
Culture Buzz A sculpture park in South Korea pays homage to all forms of sex. Filled with stone phalluses, enormous breasts and all manner of coupling, it's a common attraction for Korean newlyweds, apparently. (Though they're just sculptures, the links that follow are almost all NSFW).
Here are the results of a study investigating the percentage of people having sex on a weekly basis in various countries.
A global sex survey found that Italians have the highest orgasm rate.
Culture Buzz She's gainfully unemployed, loves hearing herself on the radio, and will definitely put out if you play Nine Inch Nails. And guess what, fellas? She's single! Trenita prefers dudes who - like her - are "wild and crazy," meaning guys who refuse to work, consider white-collared crimes "cool," and are first in line for free screenings of Vin Diesel movies. In other words, Trenita's looking for love to last a lifetime.
Culture Buzz American Apparel now carries the Hitachi Magic Wand, also known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators". First Dov Charney brought us soft porn billboards, then paint-on leotards, and now its hand-held vibrators.
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