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Sex Toys
The iPhone isn’t the only recent innovation in hand-held electronic gadgetry. Your guide to recent buzzy sex tech.
The Best Buzz
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Michelle Rodriguez Witholds Sex Toy
Celebrity Buzz Recently, the former Lost star reportedly got into a loud screaming match early on a Sunday morning at a Florida hotel, where she banged on her hotel room door, screaming to her female, er...roomie, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back!" Immediately after Rodriguez made the threat, the door "creaked open" and the ladies made nice. For the rest of the day, we imagine.
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The SaSi Vibrator
Culture Buzz Meet the iPod of sex toys. The SaSi is being branded as the most technologically advanced vibrator ever. Given the usual technology, this doesn't seem that that much of a claim, but it does sound pretty nifty: It's fully customizable, and it learns and remembers what you like.
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The Slightest Touch
Culture Buzz A device for women that stimulates the body's sexual nerve pathway to bring her to the brink of an orgasm without actually providing one. This sounds weird, not sexy. Yet, somehow I'm sad that there aren't any for sale on eBay or Amazon.
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Sex Toys In Disguise
Culture Buzz A round-up of sex toys that could fit inconspicuously on a keychain or on your mantle. Now no one has to know that you're actually getting off in your spare moments. But then again, you could also just get your clit pierced.
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Luna Beads
Culture Buzz Customizable balls that strengthen your vaginal muscles while they're inside of you. You'll have a tighter vag in no time! Now you can cancel that Outlook reminder to do your kegel exercises at your desk.
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The Cone
Culture Buzz A futuristic British sex toy made of squishy plastic is revolutionizing the way women masturbate. Instead of the Bone Zone, take it to the Cone Zone. You can even leave it out as a non-phallic, non-pervy decoration for your mantle.
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Mr. Big Vibrator
Culture Buzz Sex and the City fans can now buy a special edition "Mr. Big" rabbit vibrator, coinciding with the release of the movie. The Sex and the City movie is almost upon us! We've been hearing about it for so long now that it might take a vibrator to get us excited again.
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Sex Chairs
Culture Buzz A round-up of love-making loungers, from the tantric to the gravity-free. Okay, now why didn't the Eames think to make a chair with a giant vibrating dildo sticking out of it??
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Orgasmatron
Tech Buzz An implant that can give women orgasms at the push of a button. From Woody Allen's Sleeper to Barbarella, the idea of a instant electric orgasm machine has been the stuff of science ficiton...until now!
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Texas Legalizes Dildos
Politics Buzz A U.S. Circuit Court has overturned a Texas law outlawing the "selling, giving, lending, distributing, or advertising" of sex toys. We do hope this makes it all the way to the Supreme Court, if only to hear Ruth Bader Ginsburg's opinion.
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The Thighbrator
Culture Buzz A simple DIY vibrator/ThighMaster mashup. We love the totally non-sexy Instructables.com feel to the homemade sex toy site that invented this.
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Vagina in a Cup
Culture Buzz A masturbation toy that consists of a cup with a special valve that simulates a sucking sensation. The future of masturbation is here! Now you can throw out that dingy old Jenna Jameson mold.
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The Bodybouncer
Culture Buzz A interesting sex toy that takes the gravity out of sex. It's been around for awhile, but we're guessing you don't own one (or if you do, why have you not blogged about it yet??). This Christmas, give someone you love the gift of gravity-free sex.
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Sex with Bikes
Culture Buzz A man pleads guilty to having sex with a bike, which leads us to wonder about the logistics of this criminal act. There are times when we see a really nice bike parked on the street and think to ourselves, "Now there's a bike I'd like to f*ck."
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The Rubbot
Culture Buzz A sex toy for men developed by a San Francisco design collective. Boys, they're estimating 94 achingly long days until the beta launch. In the meantime, you can learn more about the wide and wonderful world of teledildonics.
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Stylish Sex Toys
Culture Buzz A roundup of nicely designed sex toys. Dildo or iPod accessory? No one will ever know you're a closet kinky pervert with one of these sitting on your desk.
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The Purple Penetrator
Celebrity Buzz Madonna is seen leaving a London hotel carrying a plastic bag holding a purple strap-on dildo. We were going to use this photo instead, but it hurt to much to look at. Anyway, we're glad Madonna still has it in her! Both literally and figuratively.
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iGasm
Tech Buzz Apple threatens legal action over the oh-so-familiar advertising campaign for a plug-in iPod sex toy. So far, the iGasm's maker hasn't complied with a request to stop using the image. As it turns out, the iGasm is just one of several different iPod adult toys -- and not even the first to use the silhouette motif.
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Dog Sex Toys
Culture Buzz The Hotdoll is designed with your horny Chihuahua in mind. Not to be confused with sex toys, er, modeled on dogs. Related trend: Animal porn.
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