TV Buzz The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn't accept Tila's "key," a.k.a. "the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera]." Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that "the world will still die." First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, "President Tequila" might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.
Tech Buzz The hackers responsible for bringing down Comcast's webmail for five hours on Thursday spoke out anonymously and said they're "mad at Comcast" and "tired of their shitty service". These two dudes supposedly hacked into Justin Timberlake's, Hilary Duff's, and Tila Tequila's MySpace profiles earlier in the year. The high school dropouts expect to be arrested any second now. "I slept in my clothes, because the last time they came, I was in my underwear with my dong hanging out and shit," one said.
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