This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 16, 2013Why Don't I Have One Of These Hats?!oh, right. they're atrocious.by tannerrose94Community ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Um... No, thanks. We'll pass..... It looks so much better on you, though!!!!!!!! That looks so.... fresh... (or something). This one's called "Fireworks On My Mind." (There isn't much else on your mind.... is there, sweety?) Cute hat! (Peacock, head) Wait.... nope, that's definitely real.