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    14 Reasons Canadians Will Always Own At The Winter Olympics

    Contrary to some opinions.

    Hey, 'Murica, pardon us, but we won't be needlessly apologizing anymore. Because we're the best and so is curling. Go Canada.

    1. Canada whooped the American World Under 18 Hockey team at the championship game in Sochi Russia.

    2. Ski Jumping is opening a women's category this year. And guess what? Canadian women happen to be kickass jumpers.

    3. Canadian women also destroyed the U.S. in pre-Olympic Hockey last year.

    4. In fact, Canadian women have won the past three gold medals.

    5. Because hockey is kinda our thing.

    6. Our Sochi hopefuls will rock new gear this year.

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    7. No, seriously, we never get cold.

    8. Which gives us a great leg up.

    9. Don't be mad Lays has granted us the superior chip flavor (flavour).

    10. We have Crosby, who scored the winning goal against Team USA and won us another gold in Vancouver.

    11. Someone has already predicted Canada will win the most gold in 2014.

    12. Which makes sense since the predicted Team Canada roster is essentially a list of winners.

    13. Remember when Canada garnered 26 medals on home turf in Vancouver?

    14. But we take full responsibility for this guy. And we're sincerely sorry.