Food·Posted on Nov 27, 201321 Basic Cooking Skills You Still Don't HaveThank god for takeout.by Tanya ChenBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Knowing how to boil pasta to an edible texture. 2. Cooking rice without completely scorching the bottom of the pot. 3. Properly cooking meats so you don't give yourself salmonella. 4. Distinguishing the difference between basil, thyme, oregano, sage, marjoram—wait, what the hell is marjoram? 5. And knowing how much of each to put in. View this photo on Instagram 6. Sprinkling an appropriate amount of salt so it doesn't ruin the entire meal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Baking a batch of cookies without burning them to oblivion (even though you already cheated by using Break 'N Bake.) 8. Chopping vegetables so they're not in ginormously uncivilized proportions. 9. Making "sunny side up" as pretty as it sounds. 10. Finally rolling sushi the right way until you fuck it all up by trying to cut it. 11. Breaking eggs without the shells falling into your food. 12. Flipping pancakes without turning them into deformed monstrosities. 13. Estimating how much food your skillet can actually hold. View this photo on Instagram 14. Adding garlic and onions at the right time so they don't turn black. 15. Making soup. 16. And finally... 17. NOT View this photo on Instagram 18. BURNING View this photo on Instagram 19. EVERYTHING View this photo on Instagram 20. YOU View this photo on Instagram 21. TOUCH. (bye) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF